A Guy Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... “Will you marry me?”

The Princess said “NO!”

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

I actually laughed out loud.

I'm going to text it onto the world.

This is the best, and I mean THE BEST.

BOOO! :p :p

Ok it was kind of funny...

Loved it! :D

That was so funny! I just read that out loud to some of the people I work with.