The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.

#6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.

#3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE

My husband is on the floor. He wants me to print this out so he can post it at his gun club.

Priceless!

I don't want to have sex with a rifle.

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Originally Posted by NeedKarma

I don't want to have sex with a rifle.

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You couldn't even try to have sex with a rifle as you aren't allowed to legally own them over there in Canook land.

You know why women prefer rifles over men?

Rifles are good for repeat shots.

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Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

You know why women prefer rifles over men?

Rifles are good for repeat shots.

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Touche'... :)

Good one smoothy... will have to send that to my hubby!

Thank you - just came to me between my third and fourth cup of coffee. Next I'll be seeing spiders.

Anyway - thanks.

I was going to say rifles don't take very long to reload but I thought that was too adult and would be banned. (if this is a blank space it WAS banned)