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  • Dec 27, 2006, 08:21 PM
    talaniman
    Don't mess with little old ladies
    An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
    Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?



    Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
    Older Woman: Oh, I see.

    Officer: Can I see your license please?
    Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

    Officer: Don't have one?
    Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

    Officer: I see... Can I see your vehicle registration
    Papers please.
    Older Woman: I can't do that.

    Officer: Why not?
    Older Woman: I stole this car.

    Officer: Stole it?
    Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the
    Owner.

    Officer: You what?
    Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the
    Trunk if you want to see

    The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away
    To his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5
    Police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
    Approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

    Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle
    Please!

    The woman steps out of her vehicle.

    Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
    Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have
    Stolen this car and murdered the owner.

    Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
    Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of
    Your car, please.

    The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an
    Empty trunk.
    Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

    Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

    The officer is quite stunned.

    Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not
    Have a driving license.
    The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch
    Purse and hands it to the officer.

    The officer examines the license. He looks quite
    Puzzled.
    Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me
    You didn't have a license, that you stole this car,
    And that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
    Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding,
    Too.



    Don't Mess With Old Ladies
  • Mar 6, 2007, 07:06 PM
    Phoenix25
    LOL!!
    Where do you get these jokes from?!
  • Mar 6, 2007, 07:40 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Lol Good one Tal. Lol
  • Mar 7, 2007, 09:58 AM
    RubyPitbull
    How did you hear about this story? I never told anyone what I did. Heeheehee.

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