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  • Aug 14, 2010, 04:23 AM
    martinizing2
    Our week on ff ends today does it not?
    I would like Ben's opinion on this.

    Does this call for a Château Lafite Rothschild (1975) to be sipped with a special friend?

    Or sit on the couch in your boxers and guzzle MD 20 20 till you fall off?
  • Aug 14, 2010, 05:03 AM
    Just_Another_Lemming

    LOL M2!

    I imagine Ben would prefer the wine. ;)

    However, I would say whatever floats your boat. If you decide to go with the boxers scenario, just make sure the living room curtains are closed. :o LOL!
  • Aug 14, 2010, 05:11 AM
    martinizing2
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just_Another_Lemming View Post
    LOL M2!

    I imagine Ben would prefer the wine. ;)

    However, I would say whatever floats your boat. If you decide to go with the boxers scenario, just make sure the living room curtains are closed. :o LOL!

    Won't help. I was raised in the ghetto and in the summer you put the couch out on the front lawn because nobody could afford an air conditioner .:cool:

    But I do it now just to be nostalgic.:eek:
  • Aug 14, 2010, 05:23 AM
    Just_Another_Lemming

    I, I , I, I, um, uh, hmmm. Just don't know what to say to that!

    LOL! Very, very funny. PMSL! My morning coffee went up my nose when I read your response. LOL!
  • Aug 14, 2010, 05:31 AM
    martinizing2
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just_Another_Lemming View Post
    I, I , I, I, um, uh, hmmm. Just don't know what to say to that!

    LOL! Very, very funny. PMSL! My morning coffee went up my nose when I read your response. LOL!

    I tried snorting coffee too. Works if you don't brew it and snort the grounds.
    Brewed coffee does not snort well. I think you could drown.
  • Aug 14, 2010, 06:32 AM
    Just_Another_Lemming

    Frankly, snorting it in either form just ain't my cup 'o tea. ;)
  • Aug 14, 2010, 06:38 AM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by martinizing2 View Post
    Won't help. I was raised in the ghetto and in the summer you put the couch out on the front lawn because nobody could afford an air conditioner .:cool:

    But I do it now just to be nostalgic.:eek:

    That's not ghetto... That's REDNECK!
  • Aug 14, 2010, 06:57 AM
    J_9

    Quote:

    Just_Another_Lemming agrees : LOL! Umm, is this just your southern roots showing or are you speaking from experience? Hehe
    Darlin' I'm a Yankee, just like you. I only migrated to the south because of the financial turmoil in my home state.

    I'm actually speaking from what I see out of my window!
  • Aug 14, 2010, 07:28 AM
    martinizing2
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    That's not ghetto....That's REDNECK!!

    No it is Redneck when the couch is up on blocks.
  • Aug 14, 2010, 07:49 AM
    Cat1864
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    That's not ghetto....That's REDNECK!!

    It depends on whether the TV is visible from the porch window or if the neighbors' dogs are the only entertainment.

    Another factor is the music blaring on the radio/boombox/etc.
  • Aug 14, 2010, 08:16 AM
    martinizing2
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Cat1864 View Post
    It depends on whether the tv is visable from the porch window or if the neighbors' dogs are the only entertainment.

    Another factor is the music blaring on the radio/boombox/etc.

    It would be Tool or Five Finger Death Punch at a volume just short of causing your ears to bleed.
    Bleeding causes some loss of the higher range so I try to avoid that.
  • Aug 14, 2010, 08:44 AM
    martinizing2
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    That's not ghetto....That's REDNECK!!

    Now you made me aware that this could be mistaken for Redneck spoor...
    The outside couch has just been contributed to the church yard sale.:D



    I am a chemically damaged leftover from the sixties and damn proud of it!

    So it will be good wine (and use the inside couch) candles, incense , herb and spice... ;)

    And Gordon Lightfoot at a level you can still carry on a conversation.:)
  • Aug 14, 2010, 09:33 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by martinizing2 View Post
    Now you made me aware that this could be mistaken for Redneck spoor...
    The outside couch has just been contributed to the church yard sale.:D



    I am a chemically damaged leftover from the sixties and damn proud of it!

    So it will be good wine (and use the inside couch) candles, incense , herb and spice....;)

    And Gordon Lightfoot at a level you can still carry on a conversation.:)

    My dear child... Who do you think Little Feat and the Dead were playing for? All of us dain bramaged rednecks up in the hills. Just because we couldn't pronounce Afghanistan didn't mean we didn't appreciate hashish.
  • Aug 14, 2010, 12:10 PM
    martinizing2
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    My dear child... Who do you think Little Feat and the Dead were playing for? All of us dain bramaged rednecks up in the hills. Just because we couldn't pronounce Afghanistan didn't mean we didn't appreciate hashish.

    Was I refer ed to as "Child"? That hasn't happened since 1965... flashback The Dead, Big Brother & the Holding Co. (w/Janice Joplin), Jimi Hendrix, et al , were causing us "City Hippies" ear damage, while we were chemically damaging our brains and flash frying our nervous systems.
    And that Afghanistan hash... aahhhhhh.. (did yours have the gold emblem stamped into each 1oz hershey chocolate bar size slab?)
    I remember eating about a half an ounce to try and stop the Dexadrine quivers. It stopped the quivers and a good portion of my motor control .

    I was going to install seat belts on the couch after that one, but never got around to it.

    Damn, these kids will never know what they missed.

    We were there back when the Universe meant something.:p
  • Aug 14, 2010, 12:17 PM
    Catsmine
    No, you were reefer ed to as child. As in "ooh, child, things are gonna get easier." How long has it been since you heard that one?
  • Aug 14, 2010, 12:26 PM
    martinizing2

    More years than most of the good people here have been alive.

    I graduated high school 1969.
  • Aug 15, 2010, 05:54 AM
    KBC
    Comment on martinizing2's post
    Ff allows for MANY MANY agrees,no stopping me from making more rep to as many or repeated single ones.. :(

    Here goes the rating race again..
  • Aug 15, 2010, 05:57 AM
    KBC
    While I DO agree with all the posts,I really was testing the system... well kind of sort of anyway...

    Hope y'all appreciate my hard worked efforts to clock on agree for you!

    And yes,you were refer(ed) I saw it(or was that another delusion,(hallucination?)

  • Aug 15, 2010, 06:02 AM
    martinizing2

    They must be onto that one KBC I just tried to repay you an it said I can't agree to the same post twice
  • Aug 15, 2010, 06:21 AM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by martinizing2 View Post
    So it will be good wine (and use the inside couch) candles, incense , herb and spice....;)

    And Gordon Lightfoot at a level you can still carry on a conversation.:)

    You just spoke my language... will you marry me? :p

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