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  • Jul 20, 2010, 05:15 PM
    Catsmine
    What do you get when you cross...
    A cocker and a poodle? A cockapoo, OK.

    Expand it a little

    A Scottish Terrier and a Tapeworm... Scotch tape

    An Emu and a Quail... email
  • Jul 20, 2010, 05:16 PM
    Catsmine

    Just a quick question and Choose the best answer... Yahoo AnswerMeHelpDesk
  • Jul 20, 2010, 05:31 PM
    Just_Another_Lemming

    LOL! Thanks for the AMHD quick chuckle.

    What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
    A witty kitty.
  • Jul 20, 2010, 05:34 PM
    Alty

    What do you call a donkey crossed with an onion?

    A piece of a$$ that will bring tears to your eyes. :)
  • Jul 20, 2010, 05:36 PM
    Just_Another_Lemming

    LOL Alty!

    What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
    An animal that can milk itself.

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