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  • Jul 20, 2010, 05:07 PM
    Homegirl 50
    $20.00 A Shot
    TWENTY DOLLARS

    On their wedding night, the young bride
    Approached her new husband and asked
    For $20.00 for their first lovemaking
    Encounter. In his highly aroused state,
    Her husband readily agreed.


    This scenario was repeated each time they made
    Love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a
    Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
    She needed.

    Arriving home around noon one day, she was
    Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
    During the next few minutes, he explained that
    His employer was going through a process of corporate
    Downsizing, and he had been let go.


    It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
    Another position that paid anywhere near what
    He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

    Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
    Showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling
    Nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued
    By the bank which were worth over $2 million,
    And informed him that they
    Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

    She explained that for more than
    Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex,
    These holdings had multiplied and these were the
    Results of her savings and investments.

    Faced with evidence of cash and investments
    Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
    Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
    'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
    I would have given you all my business!'

    That's when she shot him.

    You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
    To keep their mouths shut
  • Jul 20, 2010, 05:12 PM
    Catsmine

    Oh Lord!

    Now all the flirty threads are going to become spam.
  • Aug 11, 2010, 08:24 PM
    twinkiedooter

    I laughed so hard my son wondered if something was wrong with me. Hilarious! Loved it!
  • Aug 11, 2010, 08:30 PM
    aimee_tt

    The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.

    "Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."

    "Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.

    "For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000."

    All the men nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked. Then the patient's daughter asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?"

    "A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team. "Women's brains have to be marked down because they're used."

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