So this hermit who lives on top of a mountain in the middle of bumble nowhere decides to go down for a drink and a smoke at the nearest pub. When he gets there he ask for a beer. When he's done he asks
"hey barkeep whatdaya do for fun around here?"
The barkeep answers
" we take turns screwin ol Joe out back"
The man says
" I don't go fur that"
And leaves back to his mountain home. A year later the man decides to go down to the same pub again orders a beer and when he's finishes he asks
"hey barkeep whatdaya do for fun around here?"
The barkeep answers
" we take turns screwin ol Joe out back"
The man says
" I don't go fur that."
The man leaves once more to his mountain home. The following year the hermit goes down once more. He drinks and asks the same question to which he was met with the same answer from the barkeep.
"We take turns screwin ol joe out back."
This time the barkeep is met with a different response.
" well I don't go fur that. But if I did go fur that, who'd know 'bout it?"
The barkeep answers
"well I'd know and that that guy in the corner over there'd know too."
The man looks over at the guy in the corner and asks
" why would he know?"
The barkeep responds
"cuz thats the guy who holds down Joe, he didn go fur that either!"

I don't really see a question here but I have another rather long bar joke for you

So a man walks out of a bar and there's a police officer parked outside of it, hoping to catch some drunk drivers. Well the man walks out and wobbles around a little barely able to walk clearly. The police officer watches and waits for the man to get into a car. Two other people leave the bar and drive off. The man walks over to a blue toyota and tries to open the drivers side door, but can't. He starts walking around aimlessly staring at the sky and the police man is wondering just how drunk this man is. Another couple leaves the bar and drives off. Now the man is back at the blue toyota and takes his key out of his pocket and fiddles around with the door until its finallly open. Another couple leaves the bar and drives off. The man puts the key into the slot and turns on the car. By now the police man is confused so he walks over to the man in the car and peers in. The police man asks the man just what is wrong with him and the man turns to him and says "Well i'm the DD tonight" the police man makes the man take a test to see if he's ben drikning and a few more ccouples leave the bar and drive off. The man's test shows that he hasn't been drinking and he stares confusingly at the man. The last few couples leave the bar and drive off and the man turns to the police man and says "I'm the designated decoy tonight"