So I'm about 2 weeks late on my period. I've been getting nausea for about a week and a half now. I have very bad insomnia at night (its 3 AM as I type) and I feel like my body temp goes up when I'm trying to go to bed. I've been a little moodier but not much. I've had cramping (very similar to period cramps just less severe) for a few weeks very low in my abdomen. I haven't been peeing more, my nipples aren't a different color, and I haven't been throwing up. But my friend assures me she thinks in 100% pregnant, BUT the thing is I've taken two *cheapie* pregnancy tests and one looked to have a very faint positive and the other said negative. I masturbated tonight and after using the bathroom there was a little pink on the tissue and there were what looked like little red 'lines' that I believe were tissue particles? Anyone know if this all means pregnancy and can someone please help me? I'm so confused !

You'll really need to try another pregnancy test, see your doctor for a test there, or wait until next month and see what happens with your period. You may just be skipping a month, which sometimes happens or a pregnancy just hasn't shown up yet.