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  • Dec 9, 2006, 04:35 AM
    ramanamlv
    Request for submission of humorous answers.
    Hi friends,
    Life is full of humour, but the most unfortunate thing is it goes so frequently unnoticed!

    Let us give definitions of humour in our own way.

    I am going to post a question and give the thread the life of homour by giving humorous answers.

    The first question in the series is this?

    what is the situation in which a person mutters 'sorry' and wishes it goes unheard?

    Be imaginative and humourous... and give me as many answers as possible...
  • Dec 9, 2006, 05:05 AM
    mr.yet
    I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

    Groucho Marx
  • Dec 9, 2006, 08:42 PM
    ramanamlv
    Hi... yet..
    So you too think two heads are better than one!.
    Lol..
    Raman
  • Dec 9, 2006, 09:16 PM
    AKaeTrue
    Quote:

    what is the situation in which a person mutters 'sorry' and wishes it goes unheard?

    Translation from a "smart" kid: "I'm glad I did it, but I'm wise enough to avoid the naughty chair."
    -Kae
  • Dec 10, 2006, 03:26 AM
    ramanamlv
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by AKaeTrue
    Translation from a "smart" kid: "I'm glad I did it, but I'm wise enough to avoid the naughty chair."
    -Kae


    I, frankly speaking, haven't understood the spirit of the quotation akae. Will you explain it?
    Ramana

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