I currently have a small puddle of water in my toilet bowl. I'm hoping to get some ideas on which toilets are the best. I want a lake. A big lake. I also want something that will scare people when it's flushed. I want the floor to shake as my lake is emptied and a new lake emerges.

So some ideas would be appreciated.

Sorry! The day of the "tidal wave flush" went down the drain when they came out with 1.6 toilet tanks.
Now if you want to go the extra expense of putting in a assisted, (power) flush toilet just let me know. Regards, tom