1. Nol before me, srsly.
2. don't wrshp pix/idols.
3. no omg's.
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r).
5. pos OK - your m&d r cool.
6. don't kill people.
7. :-X only w/ mate.
8. don't steal.
9. don't lie re: boyfriend.
10. Don't ogle your bf's mate. Or ox. Or dnkey. Myob.

(June/July 2010 Reader's Digest)

I don't speak text - what's myob?

That's just so sad.
I could barely make out any of them, but the ones I understood were very funny:D

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I don't speak text - what's myob?

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That's been around for years. Dear Abby used to say it in her advice column -- "mind your own business."

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Originally Posted by Wondergirl

That's been around for years. Dear Abby used to say it in her advice column -- "mind your own business."

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Oh, that makes sense now. Thanks. Of course if I did that I wouldn't be answering questions.

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

Oh, that makes sense now. Thanks. Of course if i did that I wouldn't be answering questions.

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According to the Tenth Commandment as stated above, as long as you're not ogling, you're okay.

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Originally Posted by Wondergirl

According to the Tenth Commandment as stated above, as long as you're not ogling, you're okay.

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If Alty or Synnen drop by, watch out.

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If Alty or Synnen drop by, watch out.

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Uh oh. I hope I'm here then. Maybe Stringer will drop in too.

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Uh oh. I hope I'm here then. Maybe Stringer will drop in too.

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Or we could just flirt 'til they get here...

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Or we could just flirt 'til they get here ...

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I don't know how. Alty's trying to teach me.

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I don't know how. Alty's trying to teach me.

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So grab me, smooch me, and squeak when I grab you back.

I have to watch you kids every minute. :rolleyes: ;)

As for the text talk. My head hurts. :(

I had to get my 16 year old to read that to me! :eek:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I have to watch you kids every minute. :rolleyes: ;)

As for the text talk. My head hurts. :(

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Teach her to flirt, Sweetie, so you can get some rest.

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Teach her to flirt, Sweetie, so you can get some rest.

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But I'm too tired to teach. Besides, WG can flirt, I've seen her in action, she's just playing hard to get. :)

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But I'm too tired to teach. Besides, WG can flirt, I've seen her in action, she's just playing hard to get. :)

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So I see. She still hasn't grabbed my behind. I've got a spare cheek if you're really bored. (Some would say I have altogether too much cheek.)