1. Nol before me, srsly.
2. don't wrshp pix/idols.
3. no omg's.
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r).
5. pos OK - your m&d r cool.
6. don't kill people.
7. :-X only w/ mate.
8. don't steal.
9. don't lie re: boyfriend.
10. Don't ogle your bf's mate. Or ox. Or dnkey. Myob.
(June/July 2010 Reader's Digest)