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  • May 14, 2010, 02:07 PM
    Wondergirl
    If God had texted the 10 Commandments to Moses
    1. Nol before me, srsly.
    2. don't wrshp pix/idols.
    3. no omg's.
    4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r).
    5. pos OK - your m&d r cool.
    6. don't kill people.
    7. :-X only w/ mate.
    8. don't steal.
    9. don't lie re: boyfriend.
    10. Don't ogle your bf's mate. Or ox. Or dnkey. Myob.

    (June/July 2010 Reader's Digest)
  • May 14, 2010, 02:54 PM
    Catsmine

    I don't speak text - what's myob?
  • May 14, 2010, 02:55 PM
    Just Dahlia

    That's just so sad.
    I could barely make out any of them, but the ones I understood were very funny:D
  • May 14, 2010, 03:04 PM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    I don't speak text - what's myob?

    That's been around for years. Dear Abby used to say it in her advice column -- "mind your own business."
  • May 14, 2010, 03:12 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    That's been around for years. Dear Abby used to say it in her advice column -- "mind your own business."

    Oh, that makes sense now. Thanks. Of course if I did that I wouldn't be answering questions.
  • May 14, 2010, 03:14 PM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Oh, that makes sense now. Thanks. Of course if i did that I wouldn't be answering questions.

    According to the Tenth Commandment as stated above, as long as you're not ogling, you're okay.
  • May 14, 2010, 03:18 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    According to the Tenth Commandment as stated above, as long as you're not ogling, you're okay.

    If Alty or Synnen drop by, watch out.
  • May 14, 2010, 03:24 PM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    If Alty or Synnen drop by, watch out.

    Uh oh. I hope I'm here then. Maybe Stringer will drop in too.
  • May 14, 2010, 03:30 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    Uh oh. I hope I'm here then. Maybe Stringer will drop in too.

    Or we could just flirt 'til they get here...
  • May 14, 2010, 03:31 PM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Or we could just flirt 'til they get here ...

    I don't know how. Alty's trying to teach me.
  • May 14, 2010, 05:09 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    I don't know how. Alty's trying to teach me.

    So grab me, smooch me, and squeak when I grab you back.
  • May 14, 2010, 05:13 PM
    Alty

    I have to watch you kids every minute. :rolleyes: ;)

    As for the text talk. My head hurts. :(
  • May 14, 2010, 05:15 PM
    J_9
    I had to get my 16 year old to read that to me! :eek:
  • May 14, 2010, 05:16 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I have to watch you kids every minute. :rolleyes: ;)

    As for the text talk. My head hurts. :(

    Teach her to flirt, Sweetie, so you can get some rest.
  • May 14, 2010, 05:26 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Teach her to flirt, Sweetie, so you can get some rest.

    But I'm too tired to teach. Besides, WG can flirt, I've seen her in action, she's just playing hard to get. :)
  • May 14, 2010, 05:37 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    But I'm too tired to teach. Besides, WG can flirt, I've seen her in action, she's just playing hard to get. :)

    So I see. She still hasn't grabbed my behind. I've got a spare cheek if you're really bored. (Some would say I have altogether too much cheek.)

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