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  • Apr 28, 2010, 06:24 AM
    Homegirl 50
    Senior Wedding
    Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in.

    Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

    "Are you the owner?"

    The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

    Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

    Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

    Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation? "

    Pharmacist: "All kinds."

    Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

    Pharmacist: "Definitely. "

    Jacob: "How about suppositories? "

    Pharmacist: "You bet!"

    Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's? "

    Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

    Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

    Pharmacist: "Absolutely. "

    Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion? "

    Pharmacist: "We sure do."

    Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

    Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

    Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

    Pharmacist: "Sure."

    Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
    :D
  • Apr 28, 2010, 06:27 AM
    mudweiser

    Haha that's adorable ♥
  • Apr 28, 2010, 06:28 AM
    Cat1864

    I love it. :D
  • Apr 28, 2010, 10:47 PM
    Stringer

    Ha ha... didn't see that coming... good one HG.
  • Apr 29, 2010, 01:51 AM
    Catsmine
    That was good
  • Apr 29, 2010, 03:03 AM
    Clough
    Oh, I wasn't expecting that kind of ending! That was good! LOL! :p
  • Apr 29, 2010, 11:08 AM
    Just Dahlia

    Loved it!:D
  • May 12, 2010, 04:25 PM
    twinkiedooter

    Bridal registry in the most strangest place. Never thought of a drug store for all my old fart needs. Have to remember this for when I get really, really old. I'm just plain old now. Could come in handy.

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