Joe, unfortunately, found himself in Hell after his demise here on earth.
Upon his arrival, the Devil greeted him and advised him that he may choose his place of eternity from 3 rooms, behind the 3 doors that were before him.
Joe walked up to door #1 and when he got near it the intense heat radiating from it made him realize that he'd not like that one.
Door #2 was the opposite: From the cold air coming away from it, he could tell that this is where Hell must be frozen over.
Door #3 seemed normal. He approached it and heard some faint voices... so he pressed his ear to it... and heard a multitude of voices chanting "Don't make waves...Don't make waves...".
"Mr. Devil", he said to the Devil, "I choose door #3".
"Your wish is my command" replied the Devil, as he opened the door...
Inside Joe saw his new home for eternity: An endless sea of poop... in which were millions of people up to their lower lip... chanting... "Don't make waves...Don't make waves..."
