Stay
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled Down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat And I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the curb backward, Pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, 'Now you stay. Do you hear me? '

'Stay! Stay! '

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, Gave me a strange look and said,

'Why don't you just put it in PARK? '

The PC police are coming for you KISS.

Is it bad that I have told my car to 'stay' before? :confused:

It was after spending a day at a park with 500+ school children for a reading program celebration picnic. :rolleyes:

I tell my bike to stay every time I lock it up.

Things don't act right if you don't tell them what to do. I learned that playing billiards a long time ago. If you tell the ball to go into the hole, it does.;):cool: