If you don't laugh about this one, you're dead!!
Two old men decide they are close to their last day
And decide to have a last night on the town. After a few
Drinks, they end up at the local brothel.
The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers
To her manager, 'go up to the first two bedrooms and put an
Inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, i'm
Not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the
Difference.'
The manager does as he is told and the two old
Men go upstairs and take care of their business.
As they are walking home the first man says, 'you
Know, i think my girl was dead!'
'dead?' says his friend, 'why do you say that?'
'well, she never moved or made a sound all the
Time i was loving her.'
His friend says, 'could be worse i think mine was
A witch.'
'a witch? Why the hell would you say that?'
'well, i was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and
I gave her a little bite. Then she farted and flew out the
Window... took my teeth with her!! '
:d
