Don moves into a nudist colony. Finally, one day he receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a photo of himself in his new location.
Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it.
The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He's really worried but then remembers how bad his grandmothers eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later, he receives another letter from his granny. It says: Thank you for the picture, Don. But you should really consider changing your hairstyle,, it makes your nose look to short.
Love, Grandma