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  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:26 PM
    Aurora_Bell
    Post pregnancy and getting older horror stories
    Ok guys, lets talk about the way things used to be!
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:30 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    k, well I'll start. And I am just going to copy and past from another thread I wrote this on!
    Just the other day I was *trying* to squeeze into a pair of pre pregnancy pants size 6. I am about a size 10 myself. Well I was laying on the bed but I just couldn't get a good grasp on the zipper, my hands were sweating, my face was sweating, tears were welling up. So I grabbed a wire hanger and stuck it through the little loop at the end of the zipper and pulled them. My daughter came in and was like "mommy, what are you doing" ? All I could do was laugh. When I stood up I had a major muffin top happening, and no shirt was going to hide that.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:44 PM
    Kitkat22
    There are tears of laughter rolling down my face. I swear that is a picture to keep in my mind. Got to get a diet coke. Bella you are a hoot!
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:46 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    LOL Kitty, I am still laughing at the 38longs!
    I went from perky 36C's to kind of perky 36DD's. Not pretty when you aren't used to having them!
  • Mar 12, 2010, 02:51 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    LOL Kitty, I am still laughing at the 38longs!!
    I went from perky 36C's to kinda perky 36DD's. Not pretty when you aren't used to having them!

    It hit me when my last one left for college and I was at school one day and one of the kids said ; "teacher, james said there weren't any real dinosaurs. I'll bet you have even petted one." I was so tickled and was laughing I couldn't say a word. Kids, you never know what they are going to say.

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