A Woman Goes To The Doctor


A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.. .

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."

Doctor:"I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband
comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start
gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle".

2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor looking reborn and fresh again.

Woman: "Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came
home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never
touched me.

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!! " :D

Funny, misogynistic, but funny.

If I ever laid a hand on my wife, I would be gargling with my own blood.