Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers..... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Toronto , Canada shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the are interchangeable."

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Originally Posted by Homegirl 50

and the head and the(filtered) are interchangeable."

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Which filtered body part did you come up with?

Well, that about sums up all politicians...

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

Which filtered body part did you come up with?

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My guess is A55 :cool:

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

My guess is A55 :cool:

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I thought of genitalia, too. ;)

Yea, a lot of politicians talk out of their "filters".

[QUOTE=jmjoseph;2243243]Yea, a lot of politicians talk out of their "filters".[/QUOTE




An Honest Politician.. Is that an oxymoron? I love the joke. I'm sending it to my brother.

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Originally Posted by Homegirl 50

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers..... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Toronto , Canada shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the are interchangeable."

:D

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This is so funny!!