Hi. Ive been really scared lately whether condoms are toxic.

Im worried that if I rub the lubricant in my eyes by accident Ill go blind, if I get it in my mouth its toxic and if I get it in my ear my brain will be damaged.

This is NOT a joke, I know it sounds like one but I'm serious

So will they cause me any harm?

Im REALLY worried about going blind, but all are a concern

Where in the world did you hear all of this? No, they are not toxic.

I have a creative imagination unfortunately

Use your imagination on something constructive. ;-) Condoms are not toxic, if they were you would see a tone of blind people with brain cancer walking the earth. How many of those do you meet every day? If the answer is none, then you have nothing to worry about.

So if I rub it in my eyes I'm fine?

Yeah, but why would you rub it in your eyes?

If I got it on my hands and rubbed it by mistake.

That's a yeah I'm fine, right?