I am a gambler and this is Super Bowl week (that is why I put this in current events) and the list of crazy bets you can make have been released. Check them out some are very funny. I think I am going to bet which color Gatorade will be poured on the coach!!


Crazy Props:

Who will win the coin toss?
Most books have the odds as even, but one has HEADS as a slight favorite!

How long will it take Carrie Underwood to sing the National Anthem?
Over/Under is 1 minute and 42 seconds.

What color will the Gatorade dumped on the winning head coach be?
Yellow: even money
Clear or water: +150
Green: +250
Orange: +500
Red: +1500
Blue: +1200

TV Props

How many times will Archie Manning be shown on TV: over/under = 4.5
How many times will Kim Kardasian be shown on TV: over/under = 2.5
How many times will Hurricane Katrina be mentioned: over/under = 3

Super Crazy

How many current NFL players will be arrested during Super Bowl week?
No = minus 170 (meaning the odds of at least one is 37%)

Will a player give the crowd the “middle finger”?
Yes = 8 to 1 against

If Saints win, will Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian be engaged by July 31, 2010?
No = -150 (meaning the chance is 40%)

Will The Who smash a guitar on stage during the halftime show? No = -180 (meaning the chance is 35%)

How many times will Pete Townshend do his famous windmill move? Over/Under = 6

First endzone Celebration will be:
Ball spike: 2 to 1
Flex bicep: 4 to 1
Slam Dunk football: 5 to 1
Punch Goalpost: 15 to 1
Take out Sharpie and sign ball: 20 to 1
Group celebration: 20 to 1
Heisman Trophy pose: 25 to 1
“Ickey” Shuffle: 100 to 1

Crazy Props:

Who will win the coin toss?
Most books have the odds as even, but one has HEADS as a slight favorite! the visiting team ;or the one making the call will win the toss. 100% chance they will choose to receive.

How long will it take Carrie Underwood to sing the National Anthem?
Over/Under is 1 minute and 42 seconds. too long unless it's raining .I'll take the over

What color will the Gatorade dumped on the winning head coach be?
Yellow: even money
Clear or water: +150
Green: +250
Orange: +500
Red: +1500
Blue: +1200
what color gatorade do the Colts drink ?
TV Props

How many times will Archie Manning be shown on TV: over/under = 4.5 at least once a quarter .
How many times will Kim Kardasian be shown on TV: over/under = 2.5 the more the merrier.
How many times will Hurricane Katrina be mentioned: over/under = 3 over ...it will be over 3 times in the pre-game alone

Super Crazy

How many current NFL players will be arrested during Super Bowl week?
No = minus 170 (meaning the odds of at least one is 37%) I think they will be on a tight leash and the Bengals aren't playing .

Will a player give the crowd the “middle finger”?
Yes = 8 to 1 against No ...the Jest aren't playing .

If Saints win, will Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian be engaged by July 31, 2010? her sis stole the headlines on the wedding front. she has to get her mojo back. Answer ....yes .
No = -150 (meaning the chance is 40%)

Will The Who smash a guitar on stage during the halftime show? No = -180 (meaning the chance is 35%) if Townsend still has the strength yes.

How many times will Pete Townshend do his famous windmill move? Over/Under = 6 when he does it you know he is playing Guitar Hero and the music is a soundtrack dubbing .

First endzone Celebration will be:
Ball spike: 2 to 1
Flex bicep: 4 to 1
Slam Dunk football: 5 to 1
Punch Goalpost: 15 to 1
Take out Sharpie and sign ball: 20 to 1
Group celebration: 20 to 1 (all the reds combined ...what's the payout for a trifeta ? )
Heisman Trophy pose: 25 to 1
“Ickey” Shuffle: 100 to 1

Tom I was watching that MMA fight when they interviewed Rex he was DRUNK!!

Crazy Props:

Who will win the coin toss? Saints
Most books have the odds as even, but one has HEADS as a slight favorite! Heads it is

How long will it take Carrie Underwood to sing the National Anthem?
Over/Under is 1 minute and 42 seconds. Defintiely over

What color will the Gatorade dumped on the winning head coach be?
Yellow: even money
Clear or water: +150
Green: +250 no one drinks orange Gatorade
Orange: +500
Red: +1500
Blue: +1200

TV Props

How many times will Archie Manning be shown on TV: over/under = 4.5 Over
How many times will Kim Kardasian be shown on TV: over/under = 2.5 Over
How many times will Hurricane Katrina be mentioned: over/under = 3 Over a dozen

Super Crazy

How many current NFL players will be arrested during Super Bowl week?
No = minus 170 (meaning the odds of at least one is 37%) 1, same odds as any other week

Will a player give the crowd the “middle finger”?
Yes = 8 to 1 against No

If Saints win, will Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian be engaged by July 31, 2010?
No = -150 (meaning the chance is 40%) Surely not

Will The Who smash a guitar on stage during the halftime show? No = -180 (meaning the chance is 35%) Of course

How many times will Pete Townshend do his famous windmill move? Over/Under = 6 depends, if they play Baba O'Riley it's defintely an over

First endzone Celebration will be:
Ball spike: 2 to 1
Flex bicep: 4 to 1 Definitely a flex
Slam Dunk football: 5 to 1
Punch Goalpost: 15 to 1
Take out Sharpie and sign ball: 20 to 1
Group celebration: 20 to 1
Heisman Trophy pose: 25 to 1
“Ickey” Shuffle: 100 to 1

Crazy Props:

Who will win the coin toss?
Most books have the odds as even, but one has HEADS as a slight favorite!I'll go with the Saints

How long will it take Carrie Underwood to sing the National Anthem?
Over/Under is 1 minute and 42 seconds.Over

What color will the Gatorade dumped on the winning head coach be?
Yellow: even money
Clear or water: +150I am going with clear because I think they drink water in the NFL
Green: +250
Orange: +500
Red: +1500
Blue: +1200

TV Props

How many times will Archie Manning be shown on TV: over/under = 4.5
How many times will Kim Kardasian be shown on TV: over/under = 2.5
How many times will Hurricane Katrina be mentioned: over/under = 3
All of these are over Katrina will be mentioned 10 times before the coin flip
Super Crazy

How many current NFL players will be arrested during Super Bowl week?
No = minus 170 (meaning the odds of at least one is 37%)I am going to go with none HOPEFULLY

Will a player give the crowd the “middle finger”?
Yes = 8 to 1 againstNo way!!!

If Saints win, will Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian be engaged by July 31, 2010?She is going to make him do it she is jealous of her sister and the dude from the lakers
No = -150 (meaning the chance is 40%)

Will The Who smash a guitar on stage during the halftime show? No = -180 (meaning the chance is 35%)No to afraid of law suits from the guitar hitting the fans they always put on the field

How many times will Pete Townshend do his famous windmill move? Over/Under = 6Ima go under getting old is a b*tch

First endzone Celebration will be:
Ball spike: 2 to 1
Flex bicep: 4 to 1
Slam Dunk football: 5 to 1
Punch Goalpost: 15 to 1
Take out Sharpie and sign ball: 20 to 1
Group celebration: 20 to 1
Heisman Trophy pose: 25 to 1
“Ickey” Shuffle: 100 to 1Just cause I am a gambler and I miss the Ickey shuffle

One down...

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Dallas Cowboys starting fullback Deon Anderson was arrested in the early hours Tuesday morning on traffic warrants discovered by Addison, Texas, police, who were called to a disturbance between Anderson and restaurant staff.

According to a statement from the Addison police department, two weapons were confiscated at the scene and Anderson's car was impounded for further investigation. No charges have been filed at this time in relation to the weapons.

Addison police said they are still investigating. Cowboys officials said they are aware of the incident and are looking into it.

Anderson said he was trying to start his car when he exchanged words with a valet attendant and a security guard at the BlackFinn restaurant in Addison. Anderson said he didn't use any profanity during the incident and declined further comment.

Andersons' brother, Devon, was also arrested on charges of public intoxication.

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Trade him to the Bengals

Tom he is on the correct team. As Hank Hill once said "I still cheer for the cowboys and they have gun and drug problems."

Hey now, I thought we'd purged our misfits when Pacman and Owens were dumped.

Owens was never an off the field problem. He was just an on field problem, and locker room problem, and sideline problem. But other then this thing you guys got it straightened out.

I think I was 7-5 with Reggie marrying Kim still up in the air. Congrats Saints, those gutsy calls worked out.

Peyton is a good QB before the 2 minute warnings... But, for the time between the 2 minute warnings and half time or the end of the game ,give me Eli .