An old joke for me, but I ran across it so I'm sharing.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word..

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and

neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,

the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

I love it!

Maybe be a oldie but it's a goodie.

Short and sweet and very cleaver.:D