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  • Jan 24, 2010, 09:20 PM
    Alty
    The nun and the hippie
    One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says "Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you..."

    Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you.

    The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop.

    Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees. He says "Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me!"

    The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal sex in order to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says "Surpise, its me the Hippie!"

    The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says "Surprise, its me the bus driver!" :p :p
  • Jan 24, 2010, 09:38 PM
    Stringer

    Now who is on a roll > Ha ha
  • Jan 24, 2010, 09:42 PM
    Alty

    I'm in a mood Stringer. :)
  • Jan 24, 2010, 10:05 PM
    Stringer

    Now (hmmmm) that could be disastrous ! :)
  • Jan 24, 2010, 10:09 PM
    Alty

    Or funny. :)

    There are more. Take a look. :)
  • Jan 24, 2010, 10:20 PM
    Stringer

    I read them all hon, pretty good...

    See you tomorrow... :)
  • Jan 24, 2010, 10:23 PM
    Alty

    Night Stringer, I'm glad you liked them. :)
  • Jan 25, 2010, 05:58 AM
    shazamataz

    Hehe, did not see that one coming!
  • Jan 25, 2010, 08:35 AM
    KISS

    I did. Heard it before long ago.
  • Jan 25, 2010, 09:12 AM
    Unknown008

    The one who thought he got someone was caught :p

    I don't know if that just made sense, lol.

    Nice Alty!
  • Jan 25, 2010, 06:33 PM
    twinkiedooter

    Ewwwwww... but funny nonetheles.

    Kind of reminds me of one of my son's jokes.

    If you went camping and the next morning you woke up and found your underpants down around your ankles and Vaseline around your A$$ would you tell anyone? No? Great. You want to go camping?

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