Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.


As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute-glass bowl sitting on top of itThe bowl was filled with water, and inthe water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.


The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater,but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.


"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park
a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground [Thedirections said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that itwould
prevent the spread ]of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."