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  • Jan 22, 2010, 08:51 AM
    Just Dahlia
    Vegetative state
    Last night, my husband and I were sitting in the living room and I said to him, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

    He got up, unplugged the computer and threw away my wine.

    He's such an A$$...
  • Jan 22, 2010, 08:54 AM
    twinkiedooter

    I just spewed my coffee all over my screen laughing! You naughty girl, Justy.
  • Jan 22, 2010, 08:59 AM
    artlady

    That is hysterical!! What a great way to start the day,with a good laugh ,thank-you for that my dear :)

    And they say men don't take things literally !
  • Jan 22, 2010, 10:02 AM
    Catsmine

    I don't care about the wine, the battery on this only lasts two hours!
  • Jan 23, 2010, 02:34 PM
    mudweiser

    Ahaha what a man.
  • Jan 23, 2010, 04:59 PM
    Stringer

    Ha haaaaa Good one, except she would be the one to pull my computer plug. :)
  • Jan 24, 2010, 04:33 PM
    Stringer

    I like it!
  • Jan 24, 2010, 07:09 PM
    mudweiser

    Quote:

    Just Dahlia agrees: What kind of bags? (milk)
    http://thewired.info/127kg/src/125344174437.jpg
    OR

    http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Ra...es-in-bags.jpg
  • Jan 24, 2010, 07:25 PM
    Catsmine
    With A you get eggroll.
    I'll take B
  • Jan 24, 2010, 07:39 PM
    mygirlsdad77

    Canada looks like a nice place to visit
  • Jan 24, 2010, 09:07 PM
    Just Dahlia
    I choose 'B' also:)
  • Jan 24, 2010, 09:17 PM
    Alty

    LMAO! I love it JD. I'm not telling my husband though.

    Muddy, I live in Canada, we have cartons, not bags. What kind of backwoods place do you live in? ;)
  • Jan 24, 2010, 09:21 PM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LMAO! I love it JD. I'm not telling my husband though.

    Muddy, I live in Canada, we have cartons, not bags. What kind of backwoods place do you live in? ;)

    Yeah I notices that when I was in B.C & Alberta they had cartons AND jugs.

    Here in Ontario... we have bags . Haha

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