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  • Jan 21, 2010, 09:51 AM
    southerngalps
    Girls gettaway
    Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip -
    Shopping, casinos, massages, facials.
    Two days before the group is to leave Mary's husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn't going.
    Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do.
    Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the bar drinking a glass of wine.
    "Wow, how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into letting you go?"
    "Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening I was sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put hands over my eyes and said 'Guess who'?" I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his birthday suit. He took my hand and led me to our bedroom.
    The room was scented with perfume, had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. On the bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie and cuff him to the bed, so I did. And then he said, "Now, you can do whatever you want."
    So here I am.
  • Jan 21, 2010, 09:56 AM
    spitvenom

    HAHAAHA that is a good one!
  • Jan 21, 2010, 12:00 PM
    Just Dahlia
    I Lovvvvvvveeeee it:D
  • Jan 21, 2010, 12:59 PM
    Cat1864

    I love the reverse gender roles in this telling of it. :D
  • Jan 21, 2010, 01:08 PM
    artlady

    Good one! And short enough that I can remember it without messing it up.Thanks :)
  • Jan 21, 2010, 01:26 PM
    mudweiser

    I sure hope she left him a sandwich.

    Haha
  • Jan 21, 2010, 02:47 PM
    Catsmine

    Ewww

    Who's going to wash the sheets?
  • Jan 21, 2010, 03:05 PM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Ewww

    who's gonna wash the sheets?

    The woman of course.
  • Jan 21, 2010, 06:46 PM
    twinkiedooter

    I like this one. Never saw it coming!!
  • Jan 21, 2010, 06:49 PM
    sergie

    Bad Bad Bad wife! :D,
  • Jan 22, 2010, 10:27 AM
    Unknown008

    Now now... where did I saw that one, but the roles were inversed and it was about hunting instead... hmmm

    Anyway, nice joke! :)
  • Jan 22, 2010, 10:47 AM
    southerngalps
    Short simple and funny :) I think I might have heard the hunting one too.

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