2000 honda accord (V6 EX, auto) engine started and failed in a few seconds, all lights went red. Bought new, first time happened

First, check all under-hood and under-dash fuses with a test light or multimeter. Second, use a scanner and check for any diagnostic trouble codes. Third, turn ignition to ON, and see if the Check Engine Light (CEL) comes on and then goes off after 2 seconds. Can you hear the main relay click when the CEL goes out? During this 2 second interval, do you hear the fuel pump in the gas tank run?

Hypothesis: Failed Ignition Control Module (igniter).