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  • Jan 16, 2010, 05:16 AM
    Clough
    Ralph & Edna - A Very Touching Story - A Must Read!
    Received in an email. I just had to share...

    Ralph & Edna

    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

    Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

    He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

    Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness."

    "The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him... I am so sorry, but he's dead."

    Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

    Happy Mental Health Day!

    You can do your bit by remembering to send an email to an unstable friend...

    I've done my part!!
  • Jan 16, 2010, 05:53 AM
    redhed35

    I like it clough... poor auld ralph.
  • Jan 16, 2010, 05:57 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    i like it clough...poor auld ralph.

    Aren't they a sweet couple?

    She took care of him... even beyond the end!
  • Jan 16, 2010, 06:01 AM
    artlady

    Dark humor... I like it in an aww geeze kind of way :)
  • Jan 16, 2010, 08:53 AM
    artlady

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    Clough agrees: Excellent signature, artlady!
    Thank you my friend! I think there is so much truth in this very simple statement. :)
  • Jan 16, 2010, 09:09 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    Happy Mental Health Day!

    You can do your bit by remembering to send an email to an unstable friend...

    I've done my part!!!

    Are we to assume anything here? You can use PM's, you know.
  • Jan 16, 2010, 09:41 AM
    Unknown008

    OMG! Poor Ralph :(
  • Jan 16, 2010, 11:26 AM
    Stringer

    Love it Clough, be careful when someone wants to 'help you.'
  • Jan 16, 2010, 12:14 PM
    albear

    I hope he's drying over the bath, if he drips on the floor it could cause an accident

    Happy mental health day to you too clough :)
  • Jan 17, 2010, 01:40 AM
    artlady

    Love it Clough, be careful when someone wants to 'help you.'

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    Artlady agrees: Or dry him off !Happy Mental health Day to you ! Lolo ,LOLO it's a new thing ,really hip no knows but me and you now ,on the lowside dude :)
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    Bogart...
    Don't make any attempt to understand this, there is none.
    Good tidings to you and yours .I am really out of the loop at this point :)
  • Jan 17, 2010, 06:46 PM
    sergie

    Nice,.
    *immediately takes the upstairs to check the bathroom*
  • Jan 18, 2010, 08:59 AM
    Clough
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    Originally Posted by sergie View Post
    Nice, ..................
    *immediately takes the upstairs to check the bathroom*

    Uh, oh! Something happen that makes you want to do that?

    Thanks!
  • Jan 18, 2010, 06:49 PM
    sergie
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    Uh, oh! Something happen that makes you want to do that?

    Thanks!

    Well, just wanted to check, whether anything is hanging on the fan. :)

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