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  • Nov 18, 2006, 10:08 AM
    talaniman
    Slick Lawyer Story
    THIS IS A TRUE STORY

    >BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY.
    > Charlotte, North Carolina:
    >
    >A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then
    >insured them against, among other things, fire.
    >Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great
    >cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on
    >the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
    >In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of
    >small fires."
    >
    >The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason,that
    >the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
    >
    >The lawyer sued.. and WON!
    >
    > (Stay with me.)
    >
    >Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company
    >that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated never theless, that the
    >lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the
    >cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them
    >against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable
    > fire" and was obligated to pay the claim.
    > Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
    > company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his
    >loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".
    >
    >NOW FOR THE BEST PART..
    >
    >After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
    >arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!
    >With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case
    >being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally
    >burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail
    >and a $24,000 fine.
    >This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent
    >Criminal Lawy ers Award Contest.
  • Nov 18, 2006, 10:17 AM
    kyop
    Cute story. Unfortunately that is all that it is. Check out:

    http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/cigarson.asp

    Lot's of interesting information. Sorry if I just played the role of spoiler.
  • Nov 18, 2006, 10:35 AM
    talaniman
    Hey, Me and my buddies send each other jokes to laugh, so that's why I share them here, after sending them all over the place. Sorry I guess I don't have a lot to do.:D
  • Nov 18, 2006, 10:51 AM
    valinors_sorrow
    LOL I guess that's why its in the humor and comedy section... so it isn't mistaken for real information by anyone paying attention, eh Tal? :p

    Sorry to be the vanquisher of the spoil, as I cross my fingers behind my back! ;) LOL
  • Nov 18, 2006, 11:00 AM
    kyop
    Sorry. I just read the "true story" part. Like I said, I love the story and it would be funnier if true. It's just not. Geez. I wasn't expecting a flame for a triviality.
  • Nov 19, 2006, 11:34 AM
    valinors_sorrow
    No flame, just a triviality for a triviality... bwa hahaha :D

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