Two Trees and a Woodpecker
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but
Here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
Tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is
That a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot
Tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on t he sapling.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
That is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is
Neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the
Best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.
Now wipe that smile off your face.
