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  • Jan 7, 2010, 01:47 AM
    KISS
    What is the BIBLE?
    Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
  • Jan 7, 2010, 10:06 AM
    Just Dahlia
    Yep:):rolleyes:
  • Jan 7, 2010, 10:19 AM
    NeedKarma
    Or:
    Books Is Borin' Like Educashun
  • Jan 7, 2010, 03:07 PM
    Catsmine

    Uh, the Pope's way of making more Popes?
  • Jan 8, 2010, 09:04 PM
    mudweiser

    Personally I like:

    Blind Information Based on Lack of Evidence
  • Jan 9, 2010, 03:56 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Personally I like:

    Blind Information Based on Lack of Evidence

    Since it started as a hippie telling a bunch of shepherds and escaped slaves how to live in the desert, that's probably pretty accurate.
  • Jan 12, 2010, 10:53 PM
    hheath541

    Wait, I'm LEAVING earth? Is someone planning on sending me into space? AWESOME!
  • Jan 16, 2010, 04:55 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    wait, I'm LEAVING earth? is someone planning on sending me into space? AWESOME!

    I've already left...
  • Jan 16, 2010, 05:13 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    I've already left...

    Ground Control to Major Clough

    Take your protein pills and put your helmet on


    Sorry, David Bowie moment.
  • Jan 16, 2010, 05:31 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/images...s/viewpost.gif
    I've already left...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Ground Control to Major Clough

    Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

    Sorry, David Bowie moment.

    I did take them...

    They facilitated my flying higher and higher...

    Thanks!

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