Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do that you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."...

That's a great one! I've never heard that one before, thanks Shaz.

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Me likey.

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The random things you find on the internet when bored ;)

I look back at all the work days I missed when I was single. I should have worked for this guy.

Wow, it's actually funnier in broken English

Great!:D

LMAO! :p

'Hung Chow' sounds close to ' "Red" "Fried" ' :o (well, according to the little I know)

Nothing new. Heard it before. Good joke.

It's sort of like the barber joke. When I guy keeps coming in and asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but never gets one.

The barber asked someone to follow him one day when he asked and got an hour as the response.

The barber asked, where did he go? He said your house.

Yes, I remember it :)

I liked it Shaz even though I heard it before I always chuckle.