Thins I have learned living in Indiana.
1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2. Hitting deer with your truck is a sport.
3. You go muddin before church.
4. John deere green is around every corner.
5. 'Onced' and 'Twiced' are words.
6. You know that "Knee high by the fourth of july" is talking about corn.
7. 'Jaw-P' means did you go to the bathroom?
8. The closest house to you is a mile down the road.
9. 'Fixinto' is one word.
10. There is nos such thing as lunch, there is only dinner and supper.
11. Beer is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it in your sippy cup.
12. You switch from heat to AC in one day.
13. You know what a "dawg" is.
14. You carry jumper cables in your car for your own car.
15. Going to the mall is known as going to Wal-Mart.
16. The first day of deer season is a national holiday.
17. You understand these jokes and send them to your IN friends and those who wish they were from Indiana