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  • Dec 27, 2009, 07:22 AM
    shazamataz
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    Baby do's and don'ts
    I'm quite a fan of 'waking baby'
  • Dec 27, 2009, 07:32 AM
    Unknown008

    Lmao! :p Can't stop laughing!
  • Dec 27, 2009, 07:38 AM
    tkrussell
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    So I am guessing that my babysitting methods are not appropriate also?

    Too bad, was getting ready to bring my son to a strip club after he finished his beer and smoke.
  • Dec 27, 2009, 07:42 AM
    Unknown008

    :eek:
  • Dec 27, 2009, 07:54 AM
    shazamataz

    Haha, start 'em young
  • Dec 27, 2009, 09:18 AM
    redhed35

    Tkrussel,I love the picture of your baby,I've got one similar, my mother nearly had a calf when she saw it...
  • Dec 27, 2009, 09:51 AM
    tkrussell
    Actually he is my grandson. I screwed up my kids enough, now to work on the next generation.
  • Dec 27, 2009, 10:32 AM
    Catsmine

    Do you mean I can't use the dryer even on "Gentle?" I guess the washing machine is out too, huh?
  • Dec 28, 2009, 01:28 AM
    shazamataz

    Sorry Cats, although it doesn't say anything about not using an oven ;)
  • Dec 28, 2009, 03:14 AM
    Catsmine

    I'm not real sure about that playpen, either. You know I'm an advocate for crate training.
  • Dec 28, 2009, 09:47 PM
    Just Dahlia
    Hey that nose thing wasn't around when J was a baby:rolleyes: But the dog crate was:)
  • Dec 28, 2009, 10:03 PM
    hheath541

    my personal favorite is making baby smile.

    and I am sending this to my sister, who just had her third child last month ^_^
  • Dec 29, 2009, 08:55 AM
    twinkiedooter

    I especially liked shopping with baby and washing baby. My kid keeps asking me if I'm okay as I'm laughing so hard. If he only knew...
  • Jan 14, 2010, 01:27 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    OMG that was too freaking funny.
    I love making baby smile and washing baby. It's so funny how the woman is standing. Good one

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