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  • Dec 4, 2009, 01:28 AM
    mudweiser
    Politically correct Christmas.err "Holiday" songs
    I saw Daddy Kissing Santa Clause [version of I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause]

    Rudolf, the Rangifer Tarandus [calling him "red-nosed" would be discrimination, calling him just Reindeer would be offensive]

    Snowy Christmas [calling it "white" Christmas may be racist]

    It's the holdiays everywhere [version of "It's Christmas Everywhere"]

    I believe in Mother Christmas

    I personally found this funny.
  • Dec 4, 2009, 06:44 PM
    earl237

    Barrack Obama and most liberals would love these, ha ha.
  • Dec 4, 2009, 06:56 PM
    Alty

    Cute. :)
  • Dec 4, 2009, 07:05 PM
    mudweiser

    I made them up myself :(

    Muddy is not so funny...
  • Dec 4, 2009, 07:14 PM
    earl237

    How about "The Weight-Challenged Albert Christmas Special." (The Fat Albert Christmas Special.) Hey Hey Hey!
  • Dec 8, 2009, 06:08 AM
    slapshot_oi

    You got me thinking about this. Obviously not PC and earned me a blue slip in the 5th grade:
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    Lacy things, the wife is missin'
    Didn't ask, her permission
    I'm wearin' her clothes
    Her silk pantyhose
    Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

    In the store, there's a teddy
    Little straps, like spaghetti
    It holds me so tight
    Like handcuffs at night
    Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

    In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
    He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
    He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!"
    "Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

    Later on, if you want to
    We can dress, like Madonna
    Put on some eyeshade
    And join the parade
    Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

    Lacy things- missin'
    Didn't ask- permission
    Wearin' her clothes
    Silk pantyhose
    Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
    Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
    Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
  • Dec 8, 2009, 08:27 AM
    shazamataz

    Haha I love that one slapshot
    Probably should mention it's to the tune of "Winter Wonderland" ;)
  • Dec 8, 2009, 10:19 AM
    slapshot_oi
    I left it out 'cause I thought it was pretty obvious, and you ladies got it anyway.

    You can tell it's from the 90's with the Murphy Brown reference.
  • Dec 8, 2009, 01:14 PM
    Catsmine

    Mary's Little Chauvinist Pig Child (does this make me old?)

    Mature Lang Syne

    Emo-ing 'round the Christmas Tree
  • Dec 8, 2009, 03:01 PM
    mudweiser

    Hahaha loved these.

    Good one slap!!

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