50 ways to leave your lover!
How did you break up with your lover?
Are you the 'lets be friends' type?
Did you go out for milk and never come back?
Or the ever faithful 'its not you its me'?
As a teenager I got my friends to do the dirty work,in my 20's I used the 'its not you its me' and in my 30's I used 'its not ME its YOU'
And now that I have reached the holy grail of coupledom, I've had my last first kiss,and my last first time,and the days of insecurity and fretting are over,I look back at the guys who did not make the grade, and think,ah bless, what an idiot!
So come on you heartbreakers, dish the dirt, did you leave without a good bye or stay for one last time..
(I tried to put this in the lounge,but the new skin would not let me)