PEYTON MANNING: (he does travel a lot during football season, and has a few favorite places to stay). At Redskins - "MY PENTAGON INN". At 49ers - "PANTY GNOME INN". At Cowboys - "PONY MAGNET INN". When his horse needs a rest - "NAG-ON-EMPTY INN". If he wants to be catered to, he stays at "OPEN MY TANG INN". After a bad game, he likes to be alone, so he stays at "GONNA PET MY... INN".