Unbelieveable... ROSIE O'DONNELL: smells like an "ONION SEED ROLL"; career flopped because she "RELIED ON LOONS"; fan club? "ENROLL, DIE SOON"; on her way to being an "IDLE LONER SOON"; that's o.k. she'll turn to food - "SOLO DINNER! OLE'!"; she's uncomparable - there is "NO OLDER LESION".