Lyrics of the song backward child by bill forbes

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BACKWARD CHILD Bill Forbes – Columbia 1959

I've got a girl friend and she's kind of slow
Could write a book on all she doesn't know
Examinations she can never pass
But when it comes to kissing she the head of the class

Chorus
She's a backward child, pretty backward child
Backward as can be
But my backward child is a forward child
When she's making love to me

Her education's elementary
I'm not complaining, it don't bother me
We're going to marry though she's not too smart
And have a dozen backward kids, so bless here heart

Repeat Chorus

We had a date tonight and so ideal
Went for a drive and when she took the wheel
She drove one-handed and I'm still alive
Little did I know she never learned to drive

Repeat Chorus

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