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  • Oct 15, 2009, 09:45 PM
    Clough
    A Love Story. Wow! This is Really Intense! A MUST Read for Anyone!
    Hi, All!

    I just received the following in an email. It really touched my heart, as I'm sure it will yours! Plus, I'm sure that anyone can identify with the "love" in it!

    I just wanted to share it with you because of the very touching and kind nature of the letter!

    Pure poetry in action here!

    Thanks! :)

    A Love Story

    I will seek and find you.

    I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

    I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

    I will make you beg for mercy; beg for me to stop.

    I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

    And when I'm finished, you will be weak for days.

    All my Love,

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    The Flu :eek:

    Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot! :D
  • Oct 15, 2009, 09:59 PM
    artlady

    Oh.you sly dog you:)

    My Doc is bugging me to get it.

    I just don't know.When many doctors are refusing it has to make you wonder what they know that we don't.

    Some 70% of doctors are concerned that the safety trial was rushed.(according to some sources)

    I think I will stick with my vigorous hand washing,lysol in the home and a good vitamin regime. Vitamin D in particular has been recommended.
  • Oct 15, 2009, 10:05 PM
    Clough
    Hi, artlady! :)

    I've never had a flu shot. There's never been a problem for me with not getting one. Of course though, my keepers only let me out at night when there's not all that many people around! :( I've also known people who've gotten a shot and still got the flu!

    Sly dog? Yeah, now you're hitting below the belt! :D

    Thanks!
  • Oct 16, 2009, 01:34 AM
    Catsmine
    I agree about it's intense. I nearly rolled out of my gutter laughing.
  • Oct 16, 2009, 01:41 AM
    Clough
    Had you goin', didn't it, Catsmine? :)

    Thanks!
  • Oct 16, 2009, 05:38 AM
    Cat1864
    Is it bad that I got the punchline before I read it (or any comments)? :confused:

    Of course, I did just read an article about flu shot clinics before reading the 'joke'. So maybe that's why my mind wasn't in the gutter. :)
  • Oct 16, 2009, 02:00 PM
    Clough
    Hi, Cat1864!

    You've been cheating!

    No fair! :)

    Thanks!
  • Oct 16, 2009, 02:04 PM
    redhed35

    I received the same 'love' story in a text message,although I wondered if you had put a new spin on the end!
  • Oct 16, 2009, 02:37 PM
    Clough
    Hi, redhed35!

    You mean that the Flu loves you, too! My goodness! He really gets around! :D He even knows how to write text messages now! :eek:

    Thanks!
  • Oct 17, 2009, 05:11 PM
    twinkiedooter

    I refuse to get the flu. I've stockpiled food, coffee, coffee creamer and I'm not going out until end of November. No reason to go out other than to walk down and get the mail. I'm tired, errr, retired actually. I'm being a hermit. Have at least a 2 foot high stack of old National Geographic magazines to amuse me when I'm tired of the net for amusement. Plus I take Vitamin D3.
  • Oct 17, 2009, 05:39 PM
    Clough
    Hi, twinkiedooter!

    I haven't had the flu in years! Don't know why, though...

    I'm certainly around a lot of different people on a regular basis.

    Thanks!
  • Oct 18, 2009, 05:08 AM
    shazamataz

    Nice one Clough, very clever, had me fooled :D
  • Oct 18, 2009, 08:59 PM
    Clough
    Hi, shaz!

    I just love an old fashioned love story!

    Thanks!

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