Two guys are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"

"Aw crap..," says his friend, "and I just joined the VFW!"

:D

Short and funny, I like it. :)

Oh Deer :rolleyes:

And I joined AMHD

Waaaah!

Too funny.

It was a challenge, but I found the second of the (only 2 elk jokes in existence).

Elk Hunting

Bubba and Jake chartered a plane with a pilot to drop them off in the wilds of Alaska for a week of elk hunting, just the same as they did the year before. When the pilot returned with the plane Bubba exclaimed joyfully to the pilot, "We had a great hunting trip! We bagged four elk!"

The pilot regretfully explained, "Unfortunately, our plane can only fly with the weight of two elk. You'll have to leave the other two behind."

Bubba and Jake were both infuriated and insistent. "We won't allow you to fly this plane out without all four elk," Jake demanded.

The eager to please pilot relented and the plane took off with the three of them and their four elk. About fifteen minutes into the flight the engine started to sputter, and within seconds they were hurtling to the ground.

Wearily arising from the wreckage, Bubba looked at Jake and wheezed, "Do you have any idea where we are?"

Jake, quite pleased with himself, replied, "Yes! We're about a mile from where we crashed last year."


Now go have some fun!:D:rolleyes::p!!!

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Originally Posted by Homegirl 50

Two guys are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"

"Aw crap..," says his friend, "and I just joined the VFW!"

:D

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I'm a moose! What do I get?:cool:

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Originally Posted by Just Dahlia

I'm a moose! What do I get?:cool:

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Flying squirrels with aviator caps?

I don't get it :o

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

I don't get it :o

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VFW stands for Veterans of Foreign Wars

Bullwinkle and Rocky

I think you should know AMHD :D

Did I miss what you didn't get? :)

Ok I get it now... I didn't know what VFW stood for ;)

Cheers :D

The elks is also a men's social club.
He is saying has he known elks had that much sex he would not have joined the VFW which is also a social club

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

I don't get it :o

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I'm so glad I'm wasn't the only one :)

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Originally Posted by albear

im so glad im not the only one :)

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Re - read with Toastmasters for VFW

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

Re - read with Toastmasters for VFW

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That doesn't really help much :o

No worries, thanks for trying cats :D

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Originally Posted by albear

that doesnt really help much :o

no worries, thanks for trying cats :D

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Optimists? Rotary Club? Goodfellows? Masons? Starfleet Academy?