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  • Sep 22, 2009, 09:32 PM
    paraclete
    Ahmamadjihad will help
    In one of his more lucid moments Ahmamadjihad has offered to help in Afghanistan but admitted he doesn't know what to do. Of course he took the opportunity to suggest that the problem was created by the US
  • Sep 23, 2009, 02:28 AM
    tomder55

    Yeah I'm sure his Qod and IRGC "peacekeepers" are already there "helping"
  • Sep 23, 2009, 02:37 AM
    Erika2325

    Can you tell me something that the people of the United States of America have not caused?
  • Sep 23, 2009, 04:01 AM
    tomder55
    Erika you are right . The people of America are the cause of all the world's problems. :mad:

    I decare today a national day of self flagulation to commence immediately after the President apologizes for America today at the UN General Assembly.:rolleyes:
  • Sep 23, 2009, 02:41 PM
    paraclete
    Mia culpa
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Erika2325 View Post
    Can you tell me something that the people of the United States of America have not caused?

    No, they even allowed the flu to spread
  • Sep 23, 2009, 02:45 PM
    paraclete
    Self flagulation
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tomder55 View Post
    Erika you are right . The people of America are the cause of all the world's problems. :mad:

    I decare today a national day of self flagulation to commence immediately after the President apologizes for America today at the UN General Assembly.:rolleyes:

    Tom, self flagulation is not good enough, too little cooperation, you need a good old public flogging, every one of you. Once you bear the pain inflicted by others on others you will know peace
  • Sep 23, 2009, 02:46 PM
    paraclete
    The Western Taliban
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tomder55 View Post
    yeah I'm sure his Qod and IRGC "peacekeepers" are already there "helping"

    So you think the source of the Taliban isn't in the east?
  • Sep 24, 2009, 03:25 AM
    tomder55
    I don't know where you are going here. What does it matter where the source of the Taliban is from ? If you are talking about a Shia /Sunni split then it has already been proven a number of times that they will cooperate . Just look at the Iranians giving sanctuary to AQ members after 2002 .

    Iran receives al Qaeda praise for role in terrorist attacks - Telegraph

    Just look at Iranian support for the Sunni insurgency before the surge .
    Free Article for Non-Members | STRATFOR

    There is no doubt that the Iranians are meddling in Afghan affairs.
    Quote:

    Abdul Samad Stanakzai, a former governor of the western Farah Province, expressed concern in January over alleged Iranian interference in Afghanistan's internal affairs.
    In an interview with Herat-based Radio Sahar on January 30, Stanakzai claimed that Iran is training "a large number of political opponents of the [Afghan] government" in a refugee camp in Iran called Shamsabad.
    "Iran's interference is aimed at influencing our national identity and destroying it in the long term,"
    Afghanistan: Kabul's Relations With Its Other Neighbor, Iran
  • Sep 24, 2009, 06:47 AM
    ETWolverine
    Oh, yes, I'm sure that Ahmadinejad would like to help... just as he would like to help in Iraq and Syria and Jordan. He, of course, is quite willing to make the sacrifice to take leadership of Afghanistan and bring the true peace and tranquility that we see in Iran. We know it would be the ultimate sacrifice for him to take control of ANOTHER country, but I'm sure he's the best man for the job of bringing true peace to the area.

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    Yep... there's a guy I would trust to help... if I was high on acid.

    Elliot
  • Sep 24, 2009, 07:25 AM
    speechlesstx
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Erika2325 View Post
    Can you tell me something that the people of the United States of America have not caused?

    Karaoke.
  • Sep 24, 2009, 08:13 AM
    ETWolverine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by speechlesstx View Post
    Karaoke.

    I don't know about that... most songs in the Karaoke machines I've seen have been American music, or at least Western World music. I have a feeling that we could be linked with karaoke too.

    Worse... we created muzak.

    Elliot
  • Sep 24, 2009, 09:09 AM
    speechlesstx
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ETWolverine View Post
    I don't know about that... most songs in the Karaoke machines I've seen have been American music, or at least Western World music. I have a feeling that we could be linked with karaoke too.

    Karaoke is definitely a Japanese creation from the early 70's.

    Quote:

    Worse... we created muzak.
    Now you have a point.

    But surely we can't be blamed for Vegemite :D
  • Sep 24, 2009, 11:09 AM
    ETWolverine

    Nah... but we've got Spam instead.

    Elliot
  • Sep 24, 2009, 11:28 AM
    speechlesstx

    OK, OK... Islam is not our fault.

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