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  • Sep 16, 2009, 12:14 AM
    Clough
    Just a Little Humor...
    If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

    Why do croûtons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

    If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

    I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

    Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?

    As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS'?
  • Sep 16, 2009, 12:36 AM
    ITstudent2006

    I greatly enjoyed that. The crouton one actually makes since. Haha.. I never thought of it like that though.

    Rick
  • Sep 16, 2009, 12:49 AM
    Clough
    Hi, Rick!

    I know that they aren't the best... But, I hadn't posted anything in this forum topic area in awhile. I'm glad that you liked them, and I hope that others might get a "kick" out of them.

    Thanks!
  • Sep 16, 2009, 05:02 AM
    Cat1864
    [QUOTE=Clough;1980683]Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
    QUOTE]

    Having children can help with those lessons, too. :rolleyes:
  • Sep 16, 2009, 06:00 PM
    friend4u178

    Very good clough :)

    I've posted these before but in case you didn't see them here are a couple more...

    Why do Kamikaze Pilots wear helmets?

    Why is there a used by date on sour cream?

    Why is there an "S" in the word Lisp?
  • Sep 16, 2009, 08:15 PM
    Clough
    [quote=Cat1864;1980844]
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
    QUOTE]

    Having children can help with those lessons, too. :rolleyes:
    You're right about that, Cat1864!

    Thanks!
  • Sep 16, 2009, 08:17 PM
    Clough
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Very good clough :)

    I've posted these before but in case you didn't see them here are a couple more.................

    Why do Kamikaze Pilots wear helmets??

    Why is there a used by date on sour cream??

    Why is there an "S" in the word Lisp??
    Good questions, friend4u178! :)
  • Sep 16, 2009, 08:18 PM
    Cat1864
    You're welcome. :)
  • Sep 16, 2009, 08:39 PM
    artlady

    Quote:
    If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
    I love it ,it's going to be part of my signature.
    LOL.I makes sense .thanks buddy
  • Sep 17, 2009, 12:51 AM
    Clough
    Quote:
    If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    I love it ,it's going to be part of my signature.
    LOL.I makes sense .thanks buddy
    I'm glad that you liked it, artlady! :)

    Thanks!

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