How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over 50 for Miss America?

Because we can't get men to fall for that baloney. What man wants to be Miss America when they can be president instead?

Because you have to have at least fifty women to choose from to find a good one.

During the primaries there are many more candidates to choose from before one from each party gets the nomination.

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Originally Posted by 1099669

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over 50 for Miss America?

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Poor, Nader, McKinny and Barr... how quickly they've been forgotten. Again. :(

In an interview,
General Norman Schwarzkopf
Was asked if he thought
There was room for forgiveness
Toward the people who have harboured
And abetted the terrorists who perpetrated
The 9/11 attacks on America.

His answer was classic Schwarzkopf.


The General said, "I believe that forgiving them is God's function. OUR job is to arrange the meeting."
AMEN