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  • Aug 27, 2009, 06:26 AM
    1099669
    Marriage and passion
    Marriage changes passion, suddenly you are in bed with a relative.
  • Aug 27, 2009, 06:36 AM
    adam_89

    What? I don't find it to funny
  • Aug 27, 2009, 07:17 AM
    shazamataz

    When you marry someone they become a relative ;)
  • Aug 27, 2009, 07:30 AM
    adam_89
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    When you marry someone they become a relative ;)

    Yea I get it but I still don't find it to funny. Haha
  • Aug 27, 2009, 07:36 AM
    1099669
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Yea I get it but I still don't find it to funny. haha

    The truth about me is much more than what you think you know. I am a man who likes to have his head where his life actually is. At 34 years of age, I am a man who believes it is a natural expectation that a male should rise up to the different phases of maturity, masculinity and mentoring that he comes to stand before in his life with dignity and a wiser life perspective, not stoop down to in a pitiful, immature attempt to psychologically fit in with youth 10 to 20 years younger. It's a long time adage of mine: when one grows up, one should think and act like it. It's my personal belief that this tradition is not being put into practice enough by people who are of an age to abide by it.
    I can be a sarcastic SOB at times. My sense of humor leans to the wicked side. This sarcasm is too often mischaracterized and has people believe I am a bitter, angry, and mean person. This is simply not true. I just happen to put the fleetingness of our lives in its proper perspective and figure our Creator has to have a pretty wicked sense of humor himself. In instances where hypocrites, liars, enablers, frauds, and other people who generally screw up their lives but never look in a mirror to see who is responsible (which I absolutely loathe) suffer tragedy due to their irresponsibility, I am absent tolerance and sympathy and my sarcasm can be its most biting. Frankly, I think the brilliance of my sarcastic sense of humor really shines in these "cultural battle" pieces, kind of like a full moon's reflection radiating off a Great White's tooth right before he chomps his victim's bodypart off. Shocking, but lethally tranquilizing. I don't do it to intentionally upset anyone, but if it does, I don't care.
  • Aug 27, 2009, 07:40 AM
    adam_89

    I am so confused by you but congratulations on being who you are and keep up the good work.
  • Aug 27, 2009, 07:51 AM
    s_cianci
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 1099669 View Post
    Marriage changes passion, suddenly you are in bed with a relative.

    Isn't that the truth! Actually, I like the old saying "A woman marries a man thinking he'll change but he doesn't ; a man marries a woman thinking she'll never change but she does."

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