Thanks alt for the idea! :)
Here I go:
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why do they have braille on the drive through atm's?
If lip+stick = lipstick, then does tuna + tuna = fourna?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Can we use AM stations after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in china call their good plates?
What is a male ladybug called?
Who tests "new and improved" dog food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos?
Why does the lethal injection needle need to be sterile?
How does glue not stick to the bottle?
Why is it called "tourist season" if we can't shoot them?
You need a drivers license to buy liquor, when you can't drink and drive?
They sell cigarettes at gas stations, where it is illegal to smoke?
Shouldn't "Phonetic" be spelled "fonetic"?
Why isn't there a synonym for synonym?
How can interstates exist in Hawaii?
Wouldn't it be safer to have parachutes instead of floatation devices in airplanes?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
How do snowplow drivers get to work?
Why do 24 hour stores have locks on the doors?
Considering how many you have, why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Fire fighters fight fires, crime fighters fight crime, freedom fighters fight...
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
In the future, when cars go the speed of light, how do headlights work?
Why if you take something by car, it's a shipment, but taking it by ship makes it cargo?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped?
Why are they called A-PART-MENTS if they are stuck together?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro", then is congress the opposite of progress?
Why is it called the "terminal" if airports are so safe?
If you throw away a cat, is it kitty litter?
Why don't they make all "take two" asprains a double dose?
If everything was nothing, and nothing was everything, how much would you really know?
If a human killing a human is murder, what is a robot killing a robot?
