Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry. She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to
Find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds,
AND IT BETTER BE THERE! '


The next morning Rick got up early and left for
Work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there
Was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the
Box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
Scale. Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

Now that's funny :D

Rick had a very dangerous sense of humor :)