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  • Jul 26, 2009, 08:26 AM
    zimor
    Sex as hobby
    I ve read so many profiles and discovered that most people don't include sex as their hobby even when it is their hobby. Is it that they are ashamed to say it?
  • Jul 26, 2009, 08:33 AM
    twinkiedooter

    No, they are not ashamed to admit it. Basically it is not in good taste to say such things in public or put down "sex" as a hobby. It is not a hobby, it is a function of the human body that some people do and some people don't do.
  • Jul 26, 2009, 06:38 PM
    twinkiedooter

    Alty - I'll definitely chose sex over nose picking any day! LOLROMF
  • Jul 26, 2009, 06:48 PM
    Torrid13

    Imagine you were interviewing for a job. All the interviews I've been to have included the question "What are your hobbies?"

    Which scenario would occur in the REAL WORLD?

    #1
    Interviewer: Hello, Torrid. Thank you for coming in here and being interested in this job! Do you mind if I ask you some questions?

    Me: No, not at all!

    I: What are your hobbies?

    M: Oh, that's easy! SEX is my ONLY hobby! It's just so thrilling, and sometimes even relaxing! I just have to stretch so I don't pull anything! You know how that is!

    I: LOL it's my hobby, too! Oh wow, you sound like you're really on top of things! No pun intended! We'd love to have an employee like you! You're HIRED!

    M: WOO!



    OR #2

    Interviewer: Hello, Torrid. Thank you for coming in here and being interested in this job! Do you mind if I ask you some questions?

    Me: No, not at all!

    I: What are your hobbies?

    M: Oh, that's easy! SEX is my ONLY hobby! It's just so thrilling, and sometimes even relaxing! I just have to stretch so I don't pull anything! You know how that is!

    I:*thinks "Jeez, does this person have any self control or manners at ALL? * Ah... I see. I'm sorry, but looking at the job description, I just don't think we have a position... er... I mean job... for someone with your qualifications at this time.

    M: I'm so depressed! WHY GOD WHY?



    I think it's pretty obvious to me.
  • Jul 31, 2009, 05:48 PM
    earl237
    I think the only job where listing sex as a hobby would help is a porn star. Put on some gold chains, aviator glasses and a bushy mustache and the job will be yours.

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