A cop stops a hooker, and he tells her 'ma'am you can't sell sex. Its against the law'

And she replies.

I'm not selling sex! I'm selling condoms with a free sample!

HAHA!

Nice... but they must be pretty expensive condoms... :p

I have a joke:

Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her back yard?








Yeah, she didn't either.



x3

Very expensive condoms BlackVY! :D

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Very expensive condoms BlackVY! :D

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Hmmm... well, don't know if they are worth it...

Here in Kings Cross, some of the "Condoms" for sale are not worth the wrapping they are in... ;)

Haha, yes true, I went to St. Kilda a few years back and some of them were very... very, scary! :eek:

Hmm... at least we know she practices safe(r) sex! XP

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Very expensive condoms BlackVY! :D

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Actually, now that we're in a recession, women who offer "special services" are cutting back on their prices...

... is... what I read... yeah...

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

actually, now that we're in a recession, women who offer "special services" are cutting back on their prices...

...is...what I read...yeah...

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Hmm... you should go post that in the "signs we are in a recession" humor thread! XD