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  • Jul 15, 2009, 06:50 PM
    ROLCAM
    All Time Best Quote?
    All Time Best Quote?




    General Norman Schwartzkopf was asked if he thought there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harboured and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America.


    His answer was classic Schwartzkopf:


    "I believe that forgiving them is God's function. OUR job is to arrange the meeting."
  • Jul 15, 2009, 09:37 PM
    jenniepepsi

    Haha I liked that thanks!
  • Jul 15, 2009, 11:29 PM
    HelpinHere

    Pretty Flipping FUNNEH!


    Fav quotes (right now):
    Read My Sig!

    Lots of members have their fav quotes in their sigs! Look around!

    (the one by JC was in response to someone saying "I'm afriad of change" and he said "Change is inevetable. Do not fear...." I simply took out the first small sentence so it could apply to more situations)
    Yeah...
  • Jul 16, 2009, 01:48 AM
    Catsmine
    If Stormin' Norman is remembered for nothing else, THAT quote assures his immortality.
  • Jul 19, 2009, 06:18 PM
    bassplaya284049
    This is my favorite quote


    "I love talking, I love smiling, I love telling jokes, to me lifes just one big wet t-shirt contest!!" - David Lee Roth
  • Jul 24, 2009, 05:49 PM
    earl237
    I heard a great quote by now disgraced former congressman Tom Delay when he was asked why he didn't fight in Vietnam. He said "I tried to volunteer, but so many minority youths signed up that there was no room for patriotic folks like myself".

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